the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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