Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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