how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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