took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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