Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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