Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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