I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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