So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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