I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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