Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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