Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We had sex on a dog bed..
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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