Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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