If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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