Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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