just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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