bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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