I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Welp...herpes.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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