My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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