i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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