hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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