I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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