Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tornado booty call.. dedication
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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