were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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