i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is it because I queefed?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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