I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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