drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
