I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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