i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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