I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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