My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
