I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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