windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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