I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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