O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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