"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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