i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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