I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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