What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Text me some of your sweat
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