I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Will exercising make me less horny?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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