omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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