He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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