whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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