I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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