id be glad to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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