I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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