Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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