i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do vagina's smell?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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