have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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