Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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