We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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