Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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