What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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